i think im in L❤VE

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

nintendoodle:

imagine if north korea started a nuclear war and then everyone died and you were the last human left and then there were talking dogs and confectionery and suddenly you were finn the human

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which animal opposes bread the most

the rye-no

painterbaker:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope theorem

chickensandwich:

snorlaxatives:

i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires together

“hey denise, shit on this woman when she walks by lmao”

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

mexican-lassiter:

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck

deathiero:

always remember

if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me

you’re special