I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
imagine if north korea started a nuclear war and then everyone died and you were the last human left and then there were talking dogs and confectionery and suddenly you were finn the human
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
- plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize